It's OCTOBER! Official Baseball Playoffs Trash Talking Thread!

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 10/03/2013 at 18:37 • Filed to: Official, Trash Talk

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October starts today because the one-game Wildcard series are no better than the fevered rantings from Ted Williams' recently-defrosted head. Needless to say, you cannot stop Los Doyers, no matter how racist your mascot.

Z_Stig > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 12:54

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One game series in baseball are just stupid.

And the only thing that can stop the Dodger's is our batshit-crazy-I-have-no-idea-how-to-manage-close-games-manager, Don Mattingly.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 13:00

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Pirates are back in the playoffs to beat all y'all. Let's go Bucs! LET'S GO BUCS! LET'S GO BUCS!!!!

For Sweden > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS 10/03/2013 at 13:04

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Beating the division champs without having home field? Not likely. WOMP womp.

Brian, The Life of > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 13:06

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/Padres fan

Mattbob > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 13:07

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I'm real worried about the Tigers.... they had such promise this year.

f86sabre > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 13:13

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I'm going to the Braves/Dodgers game tonight. First game of the season for me. Local expectations here in Atlanta is that they will not make it to the World Series. They peaked too soon.

William Byrd > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 13:35

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Go O's and Nats! Wait, that was last year. :(

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 13:38

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So you mean baseball matters finally?

It KILLS me how long the baseball season is, just makes it not interesting/worth following to me.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 13:49

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Please just give me some hope. We haven't been in the playoffs for 22 years. At least make me feel like we have a chance.

PatBateman > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 13:51

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The DODGERS? Bitch, please... My 'Stros are going to mess y'all up when we play in a few...

*checks ESPN for Houston's record.

This has to be a mistake...

*checks MLB.com

FIFTY ONE WINS?! That IT?!

*checks Forbes.com

Oh, but we were the most profitable team in MLB history? Well then, that makes up for being the worst team in the Majors this year.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexa…

For Sweden > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS 10/03/2013 at 13:57

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Your only chance is if Sidney Crosby made the postseason roster.

Who needs sway bars anyway > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 14:01

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If any of you think that the Red Sox aren't going all the way your delusional. Cue the duck boats!

For Sweden > Who needs sway bars anyway 10/03/2013 at 14:05

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Listen here, Masshole. No one cares about your Bahstan and your Chawdaaahhhhhh. People rooted for you in 2004 not because they liked you, but because they hoped you'd finally shut up. But noooo, you only became worse, infecting the fan bases of two nations with the plague of Irish drunkenness. Finally you received your just reward in the form of Valentine, and it will be another eight decades before you recover.

bkempert > Brian, The Life of 10/03/2013 at 14:24

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Clevelander here. I'm with you.

Who needs sway bars anyway > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 14:35

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lol, I know its hard, but that's just the type of reaction greatness inspires. City of Champions. Its going to be a Red Sox-Dodgers World series and Its going to be Sox in 6. You may be playing well but you are still playing with our chicken greasing and beer swiggin leftovers.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 15:03

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Brian, The Life of > bkempert 10/03/2013 at 15:19

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::sympathetic brofist::

Dusty Ventures > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 18:41

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BASEBALL SUCKS!

/amidoingitrite?

For Sweden > Dusty Ventures 10/03/2013 at 18:43

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Of course you don't like the sport played in dirt.

Dusty Ventures > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 19:08

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Needs more multiball

Kugelblitz > Brian, The Life of 10/03/2013 at 19:28

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O's for life. Sad face now.

Leadbull > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS 10/03/2013 at 19:46

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Lolololololollollolloloollol

/Cards

TurboSloth > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 19:51

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MAN, THE METS SUCK

I don't actually watch baseball. I just wanted to join in on the conversation :(.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > For Sweden 10/03/2013 at 21:22

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JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > William Byrd 10/03/2013 at 21:26

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I was rooting for the O's, but despite being in NoVa I can't stand the Nats. Can't take them seriously. When they came to be I was 8, but already an avid Orioles fan. Now I can't feel bad for them since they talk so much trash and can't live up to it. I'm now a big Braves fan and the frustration of coming so close is gone, but the Orioles put me through the same thing. At least I have one team in it.

William Byrd > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 10/04/2013 at 08:19

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I grew up an O's fan (and Braves for that matter since TBS showed all of their games when I was a kid) and it has taken me actually going to games to really start liking the Nats. At first I didn't like the new ballpark, but it's grown on me, and is a lot closer.

Chteelers > For Sweden 10/04/2013 at 09:03

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Alright! BOOTYSLAP!

/KeyandPeele